How to Get 500,000 People to Hate Your Company
Thursday
Jul 9, 2009
This week saw the debut of a YouTube video United Breaks Guitars by Canadian songwriter Dave Carroll that satirized United Airlines’ negligence and indifference to the way their O’Hare baggage handlers damaged his guitar. The video went viral and accumulated more than two and a half million views and over 14,000 comments in less than a week.
The attraction and impact of Carroll’s video demonstrates the enormous potential of social media tools when wielded skillfully and exposed the vulnerability of sclerotic organizations with no social media aptitude or capacity to engage their clients in substantive dialogue.
Do you want your SM content to have the same impact? Follow these lessons:
Lesson 1: Tell a story. Marketers continually preach the value of storytelling for a reason: stories stick. Carroll’s song tells his entire story from witnessing the guitar carnage at O’Hare to the denouement nine months later when his claim is finally rejected by the kind Ms. Irlweg. There was no recitation of United’s lost baggage policies, their industry ranking in bagage claims or even details of the damage done to his guitar. Raw data simply doesn’t have the impact of a well crafted story. No one who views his video will forget his basic narrative: United broke my guitar, they don’t care, they don’t take any responsibility for their negligence and he’ll never fly them again.
Lesson 2: Keep It Simple. Carroll’s song reinforces a simple message directed at United: You broke it, You should fix it. Simple, easy to grasp and powerfully true. If you click through to his personal website, he provides a written narrative that contains all the gruesome details of his nine month saga. But the song is actually more powerful because the core elements are all contained in his facile lyrics.
Lesson 3: Be Authentic. Authenticity is powerful and persuasive. Carroll doesn’t embellish his story, but relies instead on understated frustration and anger that thousands of his viewers can empathize with. Although he may be entirely justified in ranting against United’s casual indifference, his temperate presentation enhances his believability and strengthens his message.
For those wanting to emulate United, these simple lessons should help you enrage half a million clients yourself:
Lesson 1: Design Client Interactions to Maximize Anger and Frustration. One of the reasons that Carroll’s video resonates so powerfully is that it perfectly captures the indifferent response that so many travelers have encountered with the major airlines. While several upstart airlines like Virgin and Southwest have adopted business models that reflect a genuine concern for their passengers, the legacy airlines, including United, American and Delta retain business models that appear to be designed to antagonize and disappoint their passengers. Until the advent of accessible social media channels, they could get away with boorish behavior, but not anymore.
Lesson 2: Refuse to Engage Purposefully In Any Social Media Channels. United has a corporate presence on a single social media channel: Twitter. And that presence appears to exist for outbound dissemination of ticketing specials and other company promotions, not to engage passengers in active dialogue. Is it any wonder that they appear coldly imperious and uncaring?
Lesson 3: Outsource Your Limited SM Participation to Public Relations. Visit United’s Twitter page and their profile reveals that the account is managed by their public relations department. Not by someone on the front lines of customer service. Not by anyone who has the authority to solve problems immediately. Nope, United apparently views Twitter as another media channel to be managed for their corporate interests, not as a method to interact in real time with their passengers. Want to complain? Not our department.
Lesson 4: Limit Your Response When Confronted With Execrable Behavior. In a case study for what not to do when confronted with appalling corporate behavior, United has limited their response to two brief Twitter messages (right) asserting that they intend to make it right with Dave Carroll and to use the video in future training so everyone receives better service from us. This anemic response is being overwhelmed by over 14,000 nearly universal negative comments attached to the YouTube video. As the video gains more exposure, it will be picked up in other media outlets and has the potential to inflict serious damage on United’s precarious brand image. But it appears that their ingrained, insular culture will trump any creative response that takes responsibility for their negligence and embraces serious change in their service delivery.

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Comments
Susie Sharp
July 14th, 2009 at 9:49 am
Thanks, John, for another powerful piece. You are ‘dead-eye’ on with this. IMHO Canton-Akron Airport (CAK) has the best integrated social media and marketing strategy of any entity in the travel industry and all the airlines could learn from their examples. I’m going to give you a new western nickname of John ‘dead eye’ Heaney. Rock it, dude.
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Don Power
August 21st, 2009 at 2:16 pm
I’m not sure what to comment on – the quality and hilarity of the video or the appalling conclusion that United denied the damage claim in the end.
The latter point makes me feel defeated, quite frankly. If a guy can put together something like this and get 14,000+ people supporting his cause and STILL get his demage claim denied it begs the question: Is Social Media as powerful as we’re lead to believe.
At the end of the day, no matter what we “useless eaters” do (as Henry Kissinger once referred to ‘us’- the people) the keepers of the democracy myth – Corporations – will allow us to have our fun while they go about upgrading the Matrix in which we all live.
At least there are rebels who can can crank out a good tune to keep us smiling through it all!
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John Heaney Reply:
August 24th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
I don’t deny that there are poor corporate citizens whose culture fails to acknowledge the desires and needs of their customers. That’s their right, and unfortunately there are too many of them. However, the power of the United Breaks Guitars video is showcasing United’s deplorable behavior for more than 5 million potential customers who can now decide whether to bestow their business on United or another airline like Southwest, JetBlue or AirTran that listens to and responds to their customers’ desires. If United refuses to change, their business will continue to decline and they will eventually join the ranks of TWA, Pan Am, Eastern, Braniff and the litany of bankrupt airlines who failed to deliver a delightful travel experience. For consumers, this was a revelatory moment that showed United’s true colors. I’ll fly someone else, thanks.
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Don Power
August 25th, 2009 at 4:14 am
Well, I hope this guy’s video gets the intended result. Cheers!
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